cipheramnesia:

alpacinosgf:

why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn’t go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.