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still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue – medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

In the battle of the grocery store ice creams, I’ve narrowed it down to two champions.

First, honey salted caramel almond. It’s got crunchy almond bits, ribbons of caramel that really hits, and the honey ice cream base is fire.

And on the chocolate side of things is phish food. Chocolate ice cream with ribbons of marshmallow and little chocolate fish for that chew factor. I guess this one’s a stone cold classic already.

And I just bounce between these two til death do us part.

“GoldenEye” by Alyse Knorr

I unabashedly enjoy every book and story that Boss Fight Books has ever published. Just that insight into someone’s mind and their reasons for being really interested in a single video game among the millions that have released into the world since the form developed in the seventies. Each voice, writing style, and intent is so varied that I always find something to appreciate, even when it’s someone just overexplaining a game I don’t especially care for.

(It probably doesn’t hurt that they number their books, turning the series into a collection.)

This video is from the author on her upcoming GoldenEye book and there’s also a great Q&A. Her comments on formulating a book pitch are especially interesting.

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Put your lazy meal in the tags

#I’m so sorry but it’s risotto and it does have chopped onion#in my defense I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onions in thw freezer 

YOUR LAZY MEAL IS RISOTTO?? WHAT’S YOUR LAZY DESSERT, A FUCKING SOUFFLE? IS YOUR GO-TO QUICK READ WAITING FOR THE BUS THE FUCKING POETIC EDDA IN  ITS ORIGINAL OLD NORSE?

RISOTTO?? ARE YOU AN ALIEN???