New Fiction 2023 – May

“Ecclesiasticus” ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

My man, your repetition is tiresome, but you came through in the end.

We Deserve Monuments by Jas Hammonds (2022)

The ones you hurt the least.

“Idaho” by Dobby Gibson (2005)

Where did you go?

Bart Simpson’s Cupcake Crisis dev. Acclaim (1990)

I could do this all day.

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith dev. The Collective (2005)

Fill in the numbered blobs.

Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure dev. The Collective (2006)

I appreciate you.

The Adventures of Mouth Man dev. Retrocade Media (2023)

Yes, this is it. More, please.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 dir. James Gunn (2023)

Almost but not quite there.

Polite Society dir. Nida Manzoor (2023)

Sometimes, the stunt performs you.

Born to Fly dir. Liu Xiaoshi (2023)

So this is what it feels like to watch American dribble.

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret dir. Kelly Fremon Craig (2023)

Tough out there.

Fool’s Paradise dir. Charlie Day (2023)

Chaplaneseque? But Ken Jeong carries it.

Hypnotic dir. Robert Rodriguez (2023)

You tried.

Evil Dead Rise dir. Lee Cronin (2023)

The comedy is still lost on me.

Master Gardener dir. Paul Schrader (2023)

You have a type, don’t you?

Sisu dir. Jalmari Helander (2023)

Every last one.

Fast X dir. Louis Leterrier (2023)

Extremely unsatisfying.

The Wrath of Becky dir. Matt Angel & Suzanne Coote (2023)

I encourage this.

Kandahar dir. Ric Roman Waugh (2023)

We left these behind in 2003.

Well ABRIDGE Me, Princess! – “Well, Excuuuuse Me, Princess and the Frog” (2023)

Reuse and recycle.

Tales from the Crypt – Seasons 1-2 (1989-1990)

It finds its footing when the laugh appears.

Star Trek Lower Decks – Seasons 2-3 (2021-2022)

Top-tier Trek.

Star Trek Prodigy – Season 1 (2021)

Younger crowd, but I’m still in.