I paused and walked away for half the day and didn’t realize I left this poor woman mid-smirk.
Tag: the outer limits
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Watch The Outer Limits (1995) Online for Free | The Roku Channel | Roku
Watch The Outer Limits (1995) Online for Free | The Roku Channel | Roku
First, this TV show I’m about to write about is online! And free! (With ads, in the US.) It’s worth hopping in just to poke around in this weird and very Canadian science fiction anthology show from the 90s.
That said, I finished watching The Outer Limits (1995) and I’m really torn on how to proceed. I’m glad I watched it after all these years of vague memories from its syndication run, and there are some stand-out episodes which I will write about here, but I also want to… do more. And this is after spending the past month ‘n a half editing the poorly maintained wiki for it because I needed this information to be properly sorted and laid out. I mean, at the very least, there ought to be an online collection of all of the Control Voice’s narration. It’s like a book of Psalms or Proverbs when it’s all put together. I think a podcast would be neat, but I gotta figure out that workload.
For now, let me jot down the episodes that stood out to me. I grouped my recommendations into broad categories of episodes but there’s a lot of overlap in themes and settings:
Space!: If it’s an episode beyond Earth, out in space somewhere, I’m in. I don’t care about the individual quality of a given space episode, I’ll watch it again, even if it’s really just a bottle show on a small spaceship set or an “alien” planet that looks a lot like British Columbia.
Quality of Mercy
Season 1, Episode 13
A fighter pilot is taken prisoner during an intergalactic war.The Voyage Home
Season 1, Episode 15
An alien from Mars hitches a ride aboard a returning space capsule.The Light Brigade
Season 2, Episode 18
Five astronauts attempt to save humanity from destruction.Tempests
Season 3, Episode 9
While bringing medicine to his plague-infested colony, an astronaut enters alternate realities after his ship crashes.Relativity Theory
Season 4, Episode 6
A biologist discovers a race of aliens but loses control of her ship to a mutinous crew.The Human Operators
Season 5, Episode 7
A woman inspires an enslaved man to rebel.Abaddon
Season 6, Episode 14
A space salvage crew gets a deadly history lesson from a genocidal militia leader supposedly executed 150 years earlier.Rule of Law
Season 7, Episode 17
A judge tries to establish law and order on a remote alien mining colony.
Aliens be invading: Whether friend or foe, aliens show up on Earth often, which ya gotta do if you’re science fiction in the 90s.
Sandkings
Season 1, Episode 1
A scientist searches for a way to continue his experiments when the top-secret government project he is working on is shut down.The Deprogrammers
Season 2, Episode 16
A rebel leader concocts a plan for freedom on a dark future Earth that has been conquered and programmed for slavery by aliens.Bodies of Evidence
Season 3, Episode 16
When the crew members of a space station die, the captain is accused of murder.Feasibility Study
Season 3, Episode 17
Aliens take a human community into space to see if they will make good slaves.Promised Land
Season 4, Episode 21
Human survivors terrorize a handful of aliens who remain on Earth after an interplanetary war.The Grell
Season 5, Episode 4
A government official and his family are shot down over slave territory.Ripper
Season 5, Episode 11
A doctor in Victorian London discovers Jack the Ripper is an alien.Star Crossed
Season 5, Episode 21
Cosmic “Casablanca” tale of a cynical cafe owner who encounters an old flame in a world dominated by alien invaders.Something About Harry
Season 6, Episode 18
A youth becomes suspicious of his mother’s new boarder when three townspeople suddenly disappear.Think Like a Dinosaur
Season 7, Episode 8
A space station technician lives with aliens to learn the secrets of long-distance space travel.
That good time body horror: Genetic modification, mutations, horrible surgeries, you know the deal.
The New Breed
Season 1, Episode 16
A scientist’s experimental potion yields disastrous results when his close friend decides to test it upon himself.Afterlife
Season 2, Episode 15
A convicted murderer agrees to participate in a secret military experiment to avoid being executed.Double Helix
Season 3, Episode 12
A reckless scientist’s experiments initiate a close encounter.Music of the Spheres
Season 3, Episode 14
A music broadcast from distant planets turns young listeners on Earth into something alien.The Joining
Season 4, Episode 13
To survive in a hostile environment, a scientist combines his DNA with that from creatures from Venus.
Leave those brains alone: Often done as an exploration via virtual reality, but also mind control, this is about diving into people’s minds and messing with them.
The Sentence
Season 2, Episode 22
A doctor invents a virtual reality device that allows convicts to mentally serve a life sentence in a few hours.Hearts and Minds
Season 4, Episode 3
Soldiers battle insectlike aliens trying to steal an energy source from Earth.Nightmare
Season 4, Episode 20
A voice interrogates aliens’ captives and probes their weaknesses.
Don’t make robots, dummy: People were broadly scared of robots in a way that’s very different from our current AI nightmares. There was also often an inversion of the theme, asking “who’s the real soulless automaton?”
I, Robot
Season 1, Episode 18
A humanoid robot is accused of murdering its creator.The Camp
Season 3, Episode 7
A prisoner learns the truth about the alien invaders that have enslaved mankind for centuries.The Hunt
Season 4, Episode 2
After animal hunting is banned, sportsmen hunt androids which are no longer useful.Simon Says
Season 6, Episode 8
A man builds a robot to replace his deceased son.
Can’t the AI do it?: What if robots but they don’t have a body.
Bits of Love
Season 3, Episode 1
The lone survivor of a devastating war meets again with a holographic lover.Stream of Consciousness
Season 3, Episode 5
A virus program threatens a computer-controlled society of the future.The Haven
Season 5, Episode 15
A high-tech building malfunctions disastrously, compelling its previously isolated inhabitants to work together to get free.
Don’t time travel either, dummy: Not all time travel episodes have a bad outcome, but they do all agree that you just shouldn’t do it even if you could go back and kill baby Hitler.
A Stitch in Time
Season 2, Episode 1An FBI agent’s investigation of a baffling 30-year string of murders leads her to a doctor’s laboratory.
Vanishing Act
Season 2, Episode 21A man’s life disintegrates as he inexplicably moves from one world to another.
In Another Life
Season 4, Episode 4
A suicidal man is transported to another dimension to kill a homicidal alter ego.Tribunal
Season 5, Episode 12
A concentration camp survivor relies on a time traveler to bring a Nazi war criminal to justice.
Doom: Why focus on one’s own mortality when the extinction of the species is on the table?
Inconstant Moon
Season 2, Episode 12
A lonely physics professor discovers the sun is burning out and uses the Earth’s final hours to make up for lost time.Dark Rain
Season 3, Episode 6
Two parents try to prevent a government agency from using their healthy newborn in a plan to repopulate mankind.Deadman’s Switch
Season 3, Episode 13
A soldier inhabits a bunker with doomsday devices as aliens land on Earth.The Vaccine
Season 4, Episode 11
A dozen survivors of a fatal plague must decide who will get the only three vaccinations available.Lithia
Season 4, Episode 17
A man held in suspended animation reawakens on a planet inhabited only by women.Phobos Rising
Season 4, Episode 24
Soldiers on Mars fear an explosion on Earth marks the end of a long truce between opposing alliances.Summit
Season 5, Episode 13
Negotiators for Earth and Gregocia, a planet inhabited by a genetically engineered race, try to build trust after a summit goes wrong.Stasis
Season 6, Episode 9
Two lovers living in an oppressive future society try to connect even though they’ve only seen each other as holograms.
I’m not paranoid, just saying: A lot of this show is a response to the popularity of The X-Files, and many episodes directly deal with fear of… well, all of it. *waves arms around*
To Tell the Truth
Season 4, Episode 14
No one believes a discredited scientist when he claims that the world must be evacuated.Alien Radio
Season 5, Episode 1
A radio host pooh-poohs callers’ UFO encounters until one caller kills himself.Manifest Destiny
Season 6, Episode 4
A rescue crew starts going suicidally insane after boarding a derelict interplanetary battleship.Down to Earth
Season 6, Episode 10
A mysterious stranger who claims to have a piece of an alien spaceship causes paranoia and chaos at a UFO convention.Decompression
Season 6, Episode 13
A mysterious woman visits a presidential candidate on his plane, saying she has come from the future to save his life.Zig Zag
Season 6, Episode 19
A cybercolumnist leads a daring attack against supercomputers that have taken control of society.Nest
Season 6, Episode 20
A pair of old buddies must overcome their haunted past while battling a strange infestation at an Arctic research station.
Happy to see Kristin Lehman out here getting a role on The Outer Limits as a normal person, not carrying on ill-fated romances from behind a screen or via hologram.
From “Time to Time,” season 7.
We’re now at the physical soundtrack level of interest.
New Fiction 2023 – February
“Psalms” (101-150) ed. Richard Challoner (1752)
I’ll be honest, I just read Proverbs and now it blends in completely with whatever Psalms had going on. What I do remember of Psalms is realizing that a lot of what the ol’ Father is preaching at the pulpit is one-liners from this section of the bible.
Abyss by David Weddle & Jeffrey Lang (2001)
These DS9 novels spend a lot of time with Bashir and Dax as a couple, working out their couple stuff. I suppose they’re really the only couple available in these early releases of the relaunch, but I hope we get to see other perspectives on romantic relationships. But otherwise, it’s a neat and tidy little adventure, and I like the scenes in which a Jem’Hadar ally has to observe these weird humans and basically ask them “what the hell are you doing?”
“The Hole in the Wall” by Angela Hsieh (2022)
The hand in a hole! It’s great.
Men in Black: The Game dev. Gigawatt Studios & The Collective (1998)
Whoof. I mean, WHOOF. I would’ve been in for a survival horror game featuring the Men in Black, but then there’s awkward quips because it’s a comedy, and unnecessary action gameplay.
The Game of Life dev. Mass Media & The Collective (1998)
This was shockingly fun. A board game made into a video game could be so clunky and boring but this really felt like a neat way to play, as dated as the visual are by now.
“An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It” dir. Lachlan Pendragon (2022)
This is so clever and well done.
“The Flying Sailor” dir. Amanda Forbis & Wendy Tilby (2022)
Oh no, but somehow it has a happy ending.
“Ice Merchants” dir. João Gonzalez (2022)
This is sweet and I only cried a little.
“The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse” dir. Peter Baynton & Charlie Mackesy (2022)
So blaaaannnnd but it’s really good looking.
“My Year of Dicks” dir. Sara Gunnarsdóttir (2022)
Hey, she makes lists like I make lists.
“Ivalu” dir. Anders Walter & Pipaluk K. Jørgensen (2022)
I don’t know why we allow ourselves to succumb to the basest horrors.
“Night Ride (Nattrikken)” dir. Eirik Tveiten (2020)
So fuckin’ tense, holy shit. Just know it turns out okay.
“Le Pupille” dir. Alice Rohrwacher (2022)
This was a riot.
“The Red Suitcase” dir. Cyrus Neshvad (2022)
Another tense one!
“An Irish Goodbye” dir. Tom Berkeley & Ross White (2022)
It’s not easy, all I’m saying.
Groundhog Day dir. Harold Ramis (1993)
Finally watched this in a theater! On groundhog day! That’s how I wanna watch all date-specific movies from now on. It’s so wild that this is likely the origin of the modern time loop narrative.
Infinity Pool dir. Brandon Cronenberg (2023)
Jesus Christ, it just kinda goes on, getting more and more awful. But the final scenes bring it home for me.
80 for Brady dir. Kyle Marvin (2023)
This is so quaint in that “we don’t see movies like these in theaters” sorta way.
Magic Mike dir. Steven Soderbergh (2012)
Mike’s dream is so wholesome, he deserves it.
Living dir. Oliver Hermanus (2022)
I liked this. It reminds us that you can’t save the world, but you can help someone next to you.
Magic Mike XXL dir. Gregory Jacobs (2015)
This was just the victory lap after the success of the first. One more round.
She Came from the Woods dir. Erik Bloomquist (2022)
I see these smaller horror movies release to theaters every now and then. It fills a genre niche between larger mass audience stuff, but this particular was just a little undercooked. The Fear Street trilogy did it better.
Magic Mike’s Last Dance dir. Steven Soderbergh (2023)
Sad to say, even the expected big dance number at the end doesn’t save it.
Knock at the Cabin dir. M. Night Shyamalan (2023)
I kept feeling bad for Shyamalan. The weight of expectation for him must be immense. But I came in with that expectation of something that would surprise me and this movie does not deliver on that front.
Sword Art Online the Movie -Progressive- Scherzo of Deep Night dir. Ayako Kono (2023)
Holy shit! Anime movies is another random thing to pop up in theaters and sometimes they’re a bit too convoluted or reliant on their main series to explain things, but the premise of “we’re stuck in a video game and need to fight a boss” really makes this work. Loved that final boss battle.
Consecration dir. Christopher Smith (2023)
Another quaint sort of slow burn horror release that doesn’t get to theaters as often these days. It doesn’t stick but it was interesting to watch.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey dir. Rhys Waterfield (2023)
Great effects and staging, awful otherwise. One of those that might please those who are in it for the gore.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania dir. Peyton Reed (2023)
Jonathan Majors, that is all.
Johnny Mnemonic dir. Robert Longo (1995)
It was cool 90s cyberpunk but did you know there’s a black & white take on it?!
Virtuosity dir. Brett Leonard (1995)
Kind of a dystopian sci-fi take on Se7en.
Jesus Revolution dir. Jon Erwin & Brent McCorkle (2023)
I was real afraid that this would be a pro-Christianity all the time kinda movie, but there’s enough nuance there in depicting real people that I think it’s worth watching as a historical snapshot.
Cocaine Bear dir. Elizabeth Banks (2023)
Absolutely yes, let’s fuckin’ go. This is made to be seen in a theater.
Gattaca dir. Andrew Niccol (1997)
More somber and lowkey than I expected. It felt like a high budget episode of The Twilight Zone.
Strange Days dir. Kathryn Bigelow (1995)
Another whoof for rich white people trying to translate the experiences of real socioeconomic and racial problems in Los Angeles of the 90s (and today). But fun in a nostalgic “look what they thought the future would be” kinda way.
Kissed dir. Lynne Stopkewich (1996)
Molly Parker makes anything she’s in worth watching, even necrophilia.
Richard III dir. Richard Loncraine (1995)
Catching up on more Shakespeare that I’ve missed over the years. This one’s a real good way to translate this old timey kingdom stuff.
Eye for an Eye dir. John Schlesinger (1996)
Guh, I really thought there might be some attempt to comment on the perils of seeking revenge, but nope, let’s just fucking murder assholes who do wrong against us.
The Outer Limits – Seasons 4-6 (1998-2000)
So much Outer Limits, it’s hard to encapsulate as I approach the end of it. All I’ll say is that “Down to Earth” from season 6 has me tearing up because most of it is a satire about weirdo X-Files fans but then the main character’s motivation to just connect with someone, anyone who will believe her and allow her to express her loss and just listen makes the ending so tragic and gah this is absolutely in my list of TV that will shape who I am as a person.
The Outer Limits (1995) is not a horror TV show but every once in a while it’s like “here’s some awful thing.”
Sometimes you just need some end credits to close out the night.
Yes, the one episode that takes place in Victorian England is just the thing to encapsulate our science fiction TV show.
I desperately need a Outer Limits video game to exist but the world absolutely does not need this.