Someone refuses to remodel this abandoned Michael Myers house that’s in the middle of absurdly high priced real estate.

Not pictured: the house down the street with the year-round werewolf statue by their front door.

evilvarric666-archive:

Smtimes your house is haunted because there’s a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you’ve sublimated the fact that you didn’t want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there’s a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

rabbit-rays:

rabbit-rays:

i will never in my whole life not be emotional about how many times cara mia shows up in the portal soundtrack. the fact its in the SOUND of the hardlight bridges is the most bonkers thing in the whole world. man. portal.

portal is a game about being in a place that you hate so goddamn much that you start tearing at the walls to get out and its a place that hates YOU and is incredibly deeply dangerous and wants you DEAD and you end up in a horrible stalemate where the aperture facility is a shambling corpse full of rotten water and decay that is TRYING to pull itself back together but of course you could never, never escape it and then you realize its built on its own goddamn bones like 4 times over and every previous iteration is just as mean and nasty and just as empty and has just as much implied hurt in it and then it LETS YOU GO in the single most viscreal scene in any video game ever and its as you leave you realize its been singing to you the entire time. the aperture facility is a haunted house!!!!! god!!!!

@haunthouse

haunthouse:

hello haunted house corner of tumblr! today i would like to recommend you a comic. it’s called home sick pilots (written by dan watters, drawn by caspar wijngaard, lettered by aditya bidikar) and it’s about:

  • haunted houses
  • haunted houses piloted like mechs
  • copious use of the color pink
  • teenage punks in the 90s
  • haunted houses piloted like mechs fighting each other
  • the inseparable connection between ghosts and trauma
  • did i mention it’s like if you combined the haunting of hill house and pacific rim. did i mention that part

the art and writing are both completely gorgeous! look at that shit!! it’s incredible!!!

and, to make it even better, image has the whole first issue available online for free!! go read it & support indie comics!