acabspocky:

I’M SCREAMING OMG

While I have this on loop, let’s transcribe:

[scene: actor Andrew Robinson (Garak on Star Trek Deep Space Nine) is seated on a couch across from actors Dominic Keating (Malcolm Reed on Star Trek Enterprise) and Connor Trinneer (Charles ‘Trip’ Tucker on Star Trek Enterprise) as they record an episode of Dominic and Connor’s podcast, Shuttlepod Show]

Andrew: And then the next thing that happened, was when I walked on set to do the very first scene with Sid, I saw Sid. And he was one of the most beautiful young men I have ever seen in my life. And I thought, “Wait a second… wait second! I wanna f**k this guy. This is what this is about.” You know, forget about the spy shit. I have no idea what that means. That’s no action–

Connor: You can’t play that.

Andrew: And you can’t play that. But I can play… if I wanna get–if I wanna f**k somebody, I know how to play that.

Connor & Dominic: Right.

Dominic: Now they had no idea that this was–

Andrew: No idea.

Dominic: –some back thought.

Andrew: And Sid, god bless him, ‘cause the moment I put my hand on his shoulder…

Dominic: He felt it.

Andrew: He felt it. And he picked it right up.

Connor: Ohh, brilliant.

Dominic: Isn’t that great?

Andrew: Yeah, that’s why I got the job!