gwyoi:

I thought “no way they can form mazapan into this shape” and it turns out MARZIPAN is not MAZAPAN, which is a Mexican confection made of powdered peanuts and sugar. You most often find it sold in puck form, just a little disc of sweet peanut.

But now I challenge the world to make a mazapan pig.

anarcho-skamunist:

breakfast-four-dinner:

anarcho-skamunist:

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they’re gonna think it’s a horny thing

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they’re born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

I kept up my handcoded website for twenty years but Google’s chokehold on discoverability requires me to update to a more generic but mobile-friendly design: a memoir