japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style
guy who’s about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you’ve ever heard: Yeah okay
in a similar vein:
british game dev in the 90’s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around
guy who’s about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy’s music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay
“It’s said that trainers that forget to lock their windows and doors will be visited by gangs of snatchicks, in the morning they will find many valuables missing”
“A popular misconception is that pluckana will snatch baby Pokemon because of the many glowing eyes peaking from its plumage. Pluckana, however, is simply a good parent and keeps it’s tired children in its wings”
Really can’t go wrong in fantasy with a giant skeleton being part of the environment. I’m talking colossal, part of the scenery bones.
Oh yes, let me wonder what the hell it is, how it died, how long it has been there. Let me walk on its ribs pathways, climb inside an eyesocket, look at where it fused with the nature around it.
why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women
I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn’t go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.
