jakemorph:

all blogs are fetish blogs. because ascribing meaning to electricity on the internet is fetishism. ANTHROPOLOGICALLY SPEAKING

The so extremely specific relief of uploading a video to YouTube that you’re certain will get a copyright strike for some music cue and the days pass without a peep from the copyright algorithm.

bogleech:

We act like mass migrations are this mystical force in animals and yeah it’s incredible that some species just inherit the memory of one river to head to but what THEY experience is always either “this place sucks now, I’m leaving” or “oh God I’m so horny and I’m even hornier in this direction”

“Those guys seem to know what’s good, I’ll follow them.”