Little Red Riding Hood went out into the woods, met up with the wolf, and the hunter was too drunk to get his ass off the john. But as it turns out the wolf had a MA in creative writing and spoke several accents of German with precise fluidity, so she got to liking him and changed her name to Mirna. They spent their days eating deer, berries, and mushrooms, and making pups of course, and the world just kind of kept going because it’s everyday that a Little Red Riding Hood winds up in the woods with a wolf but no one knows just what goes on out there and, frankly, they don’t want to know.