I just lucid dreamt the gnarliest gory death…

…in which a scientist at some remote station falsified data by smearing pizza on the results cue card and as his peers were about to reveal his deception he attempted to run but was forced to sit there at the computer console and be outed as a fraud. But right as the truth popped up on screen the station’s very tall and beefy cook, who has a craggy face and bloodshot eyes, came up behind the scientist as he sat at the desk and used an implausibly huge knife to slowly shear off the top of the scientist’s head right at eye level, just pulling the knife back like he’s running it through butter, and of course the eye goop and other associated gore just spilled downward while a gurgled scream filled the air from the remaining lower jaw stump.

The cook moved on to another scientist’s throat before I finally decided that’s more than I need to see on a Saturday morning and woke up.