astrangergivingthestrangewelcome:

Bram Stoker in his grave like: fucking stop complaining that I rose the stakes in early October and then ghosted and gave you scant updates for the rest of October ok did I say “hello dear readers please rearrange my work so it’s chronological and then read it in real time? Did I say wait in suspense for three weeks while they take trains and boats???” Did I fucking say any of that? I figured you people would get through the bulk of October in like 10 minutes