1. Worked as a shoe salesman (retail associate) for four years.
2. At age eight rode my bike around and around the asphalt of the school grounds at Centinela Elementary and crashed directly into a tether ball pole. Don’t remember this happening and lost several minutes, but I’m told it happened so why not, it’s a fact.
3. Taken to lifting the beard up over my mouth/nose when thinking. It smells like dust.
4. Was raised up in Inglewood, CA.
5. Wear t-shirts 98% of the year, through the rain, the heat, the hail and fog. Goosebumps are plentiful.
6. Fell half-asleep on the side of the road near a town called Randsburg in the Mojave desert at 1 in the morning because I was too tired/drunk to continue. Witnessed amazing things that night but they were probably not factual observations.
7. Met Macho Man Randy Savage. He is a cordial dude.