Pizza used to solve all my problems, too.
Why is a foot clan waving that psionic dildo at me?
It was agreed that I was the smartest and therefore always Donatello.
Kids really had to choose wisely when it came to spending their quarters. I mean, play shit vs. replay the best? Easy choice.
I’m dying more times than I remember. Do I suck this bad?
Playing with Dani: “Those aren’t spikes, they’re sais,” “They wore different colored bandanas because… they’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team,” “No, Master Splinter was human, but he got turned into a rat, and the turtles were just turtles who were anthropomorphized by sewer ooze,” etc.
The soundtrack kills.
KT: You are in the TMNT television show. You have the freedom to choose one of four protagonists. Give up all your quarters to complete this game while your mother finishes her shopping. Tell her you want all the toys now.