Jesus may have spent 3 days in hell, but did he ever spend twenty years in prison in mere hours?
Jesus may have had his closest follower betray him, but did he ever miss the birth of his first child because he was trying to save everyone’s lives, not knowing if his wife was even alive at the time?
Jesus may have died on the cross, but did he die THREE TIMES IN ONE EPISODE?
Jesus may have been whipped and tortured and crucified, but did he ever have to be stalked through a dead space station by a former spy who was pumped full of drugs to make him xenophobic towards humans?
At least they could agree on one thing: anticapitalism. Miles “He was more than a hero, he was a union man!” O’Brien and Jesus “YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER’S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES” Christ could definitely sit down and enjoy some wine/scotch together over that one.
Anyway, I’m a pope: Jesus would vote for Chief O’Brien, and you should too.