oiltipped:

hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins wiped out by diphtheria w no hope of an heir to inherit the vauxhall corsa? you been sitting at home this whole time, polishing the old family crest? get a grip.