I’m finally sitting dow and playing through Elden Ring and I don’t think any of you will be shocked nor surprised to learn that my new gender is Red Wolf of Radagon.
fuck estrogen i need hormones that turn me into a great hairy beast so i don’t have to go to work tomorrow
“Part of why they’re regaining popularity is because the world is a mess and we either don’t know how or don’t have the power to fix it.”
Games highlighted: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Elsinore, Outer Wilds, Undertale, Inscryption, The Stanley Parable, The Forgotten City, Twelve Minutes
“I eventually came to realize, if I’m going to do this all again, if there are few real consequences for failure… why would I play in a way that’s so boring?”
Games highlighted: DEATHLOOP, Dishonored, Hitman 3, Bloodborne, Twelve Minutes
“Every decision you make matters because you’re always spending your most precious currency: time.”
Games highlighted: Outer Wilds, Dead Rising, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, The Sexy Brutale, Elsinore, Minit, Vision Soft Reset, Twelve Minutes, DEATHLOOP, Hitman 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Landing your ship intact is a luxury reserved for people who have more than twenty minutes to live.
Outer Wilds is a videosgame masterpiece and everyone should play it. It is also the hardest game to talk about because the less you know going in, the better the experience. Don’t even watch the trailer, just go wilds out there.
The DLC that just came out is also ver’ good.
There’s a mechanic in it that a lot of people are complaining about (I did too) and my spoiler-free advice for Maximum Enjoyment® is that if you find yourself irritated because something seems poorly designed, it’s because you’re Doing It Wrong (I say this as someone who was Doing It Wrong and got unnecessarily frustrated as a result).