whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad
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my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad
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wait what
same energy
Hi my name is Doctor Noonien Soong and I had short toussled brown hair (just like I gave my androids) which has become ancient white fuzz that reaches my upper back and warm blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot people tell me I look like Brent Spiner (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to criminal geneticist Arik Soong but I sort of wish I wasn’t because he was kind of problematic. I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs.
