jamiedrew asked: I had an idea for 24 that FOX never went for. Let me paint you a word-picture: the titles come up first, and Keifer Sutherland’s voice, a half-whisper, a half-growl, narrates:
“My name is Jack Bauer. And this is the happiest day of my life.”
The following 24 episodes concern Jack Bauer’s wedding day.
“There’s a bomb in the cake! Repeat, there is a bomb in the cake!”
[to flower girl] “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?”
“Tony, I need you to find my daughter.”
“Alright.”
“Promise me!”
“Sure.”
…
“Jack, I don’t know how to tell you this, but she’s fallen into the gazpacho, been chased into a tree by the best man, and raccoons have torn her dress apart.”
“Ma’am, I need you to trust me. The security of this entire nation is at stake.”
“Okay, okay. We’ll send back the yellow flowers.”
“Do you take Jack Bauer to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“I do.”
“And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
“WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?”