“Did you ever really want to just have lunch?”

“Of course. I said I did.”

“And we always ended up having sex.”

“…”

“Hello?”

“I’m here. I had several dirty jokes all fighting to be blurted out.”

“Oh, nice.”

“You know, it’s not every man who wants to head out in the middle of the day to fuck the girl he’s dating senseless.”

“Under the guise of lunch!”

“You didn’t say anything. We were both satisfied.”

“Forget it.”