“Back in the day my father knew a space ship captain, real good with the ladies. He used to say, “that Captain Kirk, he was as smooth as a Klingon forehead.” Well, I always thought that was odd, ya know?”
Tag: columbo
hi
columbo goes ehh… bleh! ano…. before casually mentioning the contact lens he found on the floor that’ll send a man to the electric chair at the end of the episode
“Well Mr. Columbo—”
“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”
“You’re Starfleet?”
“Star who now?”
(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)