cursedtrekedits:

“Back in the day my father knew a space ship captain, real good with the ladies. He used to say, “that Captain Kirk, he was as smooth as a Klingon forehead.” Well, I always thought that was odd, ya know?”

qwertibo:

columbo goes ehh… bleh! ano…. before casually mentioning the contact lens he found on the floor that’ll send a man to the electric chair at the end of the episode