i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”
This post came across my dash at the most serendipitous time: I saw it while watching DS9, paused it, read the post out to my wife, we both had a mild chuckle, I unpaused the episode, only for an alien merchant to dramatically explain to Quark that she couldn’t sell him 100,000 vats of Tulaberry wine, because there weren’t enough Tulaberries on the planet. Of course leading to my wife screeching with absolute delight “oh no! Quark can’t get his binkbonk berries!”