writergeekrhw:

lady-sci-fi:

In “DS9: Trials and Tribble-ations”:

Sisko after Jadzia tells him she finds Spock really hot and she fucked McCoy a few lifetimes ago: *Sighs heavily* “Sisko to O’Brien, how’s it going with you and Bashir?”

Miles: “Uh… I think fine? Though… we might have a problem. Julian really wants to fuck someone he thinks could be his great-grandmother.”

Sisko, internally: “Why did we bring the horny people on this mission?”

Horny people are all you’ve got, Ben.