Janeway: I cannot date Chakotay because he is a fellow officer and that is wrong
The motherfucking Sisko: My science officer and former father figure is currently dating my starfleet tactical officer, my first officer is dating my chief security officer, and my chief medical officer is dating an ex-fascist spy who makes all my clothes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to call my terrorist-supplier girlfriend in prison.
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