“Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth…”

“I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”

"To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems.”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try!”

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.”

"Trying is the first step towards failure.”

The Sugar Rant

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