johnwickfucker:

i wish it was still valid to just tell people you’re “retiring for the evening”

company over at your house but someone else who lives with you invited them? gracefully exit by announcing that you’re retiring for the evening. tired at a party? about time to retire for the evening. someone asks if you want to do something at night? “oh no thanks, i’m just about to retire for the evening.” bring it back please, i need a cool and efficient way to say that i’m tired and want to exit a social situation