APPARENTLY ANAKIN HAS HAD ENOUGH TANTRUMS THAT HE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS “TAKE A SEAT, YOUNG SKYWALKER” MEANS “GO TO YOUR DESK AND COLOR OUT YOUR FEELINGS UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN” (BECAUSE HE IMMEDIATELY DOES IT AND IS COLORING THE ENTIRE MEETING) AND LEGO STAR WARS IS THE ONLY STAR WARS I WILL ACCEPT ANYMORE
Me: “Then have I got a show for you! A show that combines the space opera and humanistic philosophy of the best Star Trek with the mythopoeic awe of Tolkien’s legendarium–”
**someone in the crowd shouts “Tell us the name!”**
Me: “…BABYLON 5!”
**dead silence**
Me: “…I said ‘Bab–’”
**mutters of polite excuse as the crowd rapidly filters out**
[ID: Drawing of a red and blue striped tin of sardines against a white background, lid pulled half-open from the left revealing a stack of three fish. The top-most sardine is colored blue and yellow, with a red pectoral fin. It lies above the tails of the bottom two fish, colored in gray, blue, green and red. The tin casts a gray shadow with a light green and red rim. To the bottom right of the tin rests a gray, metal spoon, with light green, blue and brown shadows and highlights. It casts a purple shadow beneath it. End ID]
