charlesoberonn:

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

The line is “1 degree hotter” but it’s funny that anyone outside the US has to read it as “1 degree Fahrenheit hotter” specifically.

“One more Fahrenheit and I’m gonna kick your ass!”

This morning I saw crows and geese and seagulls flying together and that can’t be a good sign.

green-great-dragon:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

speedlimit15:

speedlimit15:

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World’s most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

In an earlier life I might have wondered why I couldn’t like Cocoon enough to stick with it, but now I know this was just not the time for that experience. Maybe I’ll be ready for it someday.