Chivalry is dying. Personal honor is the pinnacle. Satisfaction is necessary. Disappointment, inevitable. It’s never foggy in Tigard except for right now. A sideshow for the amusement of the frightened, repressed masses. The largest catfish in the world exist in Mongolia. I’ll never catch one unless I get started. My calves are huge. Lava lamps work better without the bottle. Remember to turn off the heat. Remember to pick up some gummy bears and vodka. Neighbor needs to stop looking at me like she expects a hug. Get the bike out of the hallway. Write a list of lists to create. Fucking beast. Shaving one’s canines—what bullshit. What a piece of work is man. What vanity, what nobility in reason. What inordinate waste. Find me a sound.