Things to do with fluffy beard:

-Dust bookshelf.
-Run fingers through to recreate record scratching sfx.
-Self-scratch fluffy chest.
-Paint.
-Shampoo vigorously.
-Present to friend’s dog and cat gang for inspection.
-Sunblock.
-Allow inappropriate fondling, if asked nicely (or given incentive).
-Nuzzle into.
-Drench and shake.

Oh, and:

-Ride it.