1. Offer an efficient solution.
2. Be shot down.
3. Explain why the solution will save time in the least judgmental way possible, as has been noted you tend to be.
4. Listen to asinine reasoning to try and mask the fact that it will take longer but it’s alright because it’ll kill time until the end of the week and make one look busy even if a task that should take a day takes a week.
5. Stare blankly.
6. Ask “Are you fucking kidding?”
7. Receive retort consisting of “Relax.”
8. Consider importance of discussion and brief flash of anger.
9. Don’t give a shit.
10. Fervently fantasize about a solo career as some sort of writer, farmer, assassin, or woodsman.