what’s a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine’s probably the catcher in the rye
in almost every other children’s book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she’s shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.
alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.
alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.
this is going to be an incredibly long post and i had to use GOOGLE SLIDES and GOOGLE SHEETS which i hate so so much so in the words of twitter kpop stans please don’t let this flop
let’s look at the numbers, claim by claim
claim #1: “the number of people held in ICE detention has increased by 70 percent since Biden took office”
if you click through 3 link layers from the slate you land at cbs as the source for this which tells you that mainstream media is certainly not immune to playing with stats to make the democrats look bad
fortunately ICE detention stats are easily publicly available thanks to the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse, which does the lord’s work of crawling through federal agency publications and submitting tedious FOIA requests to collate useful data
here is the data – not only was cbs not wrong about the total number of detainees at the time of publication (25k in aug 2021), but the increase from when biden was inaugurated is actually 90%, not 70%. look:
well holy shit!!! that’s terrible. biden is the worst and he hates immigration reform and the democrats are no different from trump, right?
but if you zoom out
actually, Jan/Feb 2021 was at the absolute low for detainees, after a full year of covid restrictions slowing down or minimizing gov’t operations of all kinds AND reducing border volume
and if you actually want to compare the biden admin to the trump admin?
relative to Aug of 2019, after 18 months the biden admin has reached a 56% decrease in the number of detainees. even if you look at only the month before COVID lockdowns really hit, it’s still nearly a 40% decrease
that’s not to say that immigration reform isn’t still needed, but it IS to say that myopically comparing current-state to january 2021, aka one of the WEIRDEST months statistically on record ever, is going to give you crap perspective
claim #2: “the federal prison population has grown for the first time in a decade”
by now we know that federal data is public so let’s go look for it
this trend continued under trump. in fact, the rate of decrease at the end of trump’s presidency was even bigger than obama’s – turns out the republicans were BETTER than the democrats at criminal justice reform?!
(it is worth noting at this moment of sarcasm that a bipartisan groupof senators did actually manage to get the First Step Act bill through the senate gauntlet and onto trump’s desk for signature, which lowered some sentences)
(note i’ve only included data from 2005 onward so it’s easier to actually see what’s going on in the last 10 years. for those who like math, these are CAGRs calculated over each presidential term)
but there it is – decline in populations accelerated under trump. surely both parties same. surely democrats actually worse than republicans
but wait, what’s that?
that can’t be …
SPIDERS GEORG????
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ARE YOU SAYING THAT … THERE IS AN OUTLIER?
THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED?
so it turns out that under trump, the trend had decelerated to less than half the rate of change at the end of obama’s last term
here’s what things might have looked like had there been no covid outlier:
now that assumes trump wasn’t successful at slowing down the momentum from the obama years
this is what it might have looked like had we perhaps ended up with a second trump term:
again this isn’t to say that biden is pure and perfect on criminal justice, even if there were some agreed-upon definition of what pure and perfect legislative or policy priorities would look like
it’s to put the context back into place around the data
are the democrats and republicans actually the same or are we being fed a diet of pruned stats and catchphrases to make us simultaneously angry and disempowered
last claim: “federal covid relief funds are being used to pad local police budgets”
you know what, this one is relatively not decontextualized
it’s hard to know how much went to cops, but knowing how much cops take up of local jurisdiction budgets it’s unfortunately probably a significant share
biden doesn’t help his case by going on record telling states and local jurisdictions to use ARPA funds to shore up before summer, when crime typically goes up (same source as link above)
that said in the grand scheme of even just ARPA funds, this is what $10B looks like, so like … is this the hill to die on
SO all of that to say
we don’t stop pushing for immigration or criminal justice reform
or any other reform that is sorely needed
but using data in incredibly selective ways, out of context, to promote a narrative that somehow democrats are the same or even worse than republicans
ESPECIALLY the republicans of today
is literally propaganda
propaganda by definition uses kernels of truth and then presents it in a biased way to attempt to push a narrative
pretending that the democrats are exactly the same as the republicans is propaganda, and i’m like 80% sure it’s right-wing propaganda designed to discourage left-wing turnout that has somehow been accepted by an online population that doesn’t understand statistics
so like
understand statistics
do a bit of research
draw conclusions that you can back up
and for fuck’s sake, vote
God thank you so much for this detail. I knew OP was bullshit but didn’t have the time or energy for this level of clap back. Bless.
The left is not immune to propaganda. If you see something that enrages you… Maybe read the article? Do your own research? Don’t just believe everything you read on Tumblr?
Also OP literally just copies tweets that make it seem like Democrats Are Bad with no context. Which, in 2016, was a Russian psyop play. It’s helpful to know what agenda someone has when they post things.
the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code. No keys.
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen. TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that. But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out. I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?
So, yeah. There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere. And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag. It fits more anyway.
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.