This movie had its theatrical and streaming premiere TODAY, Friday the 13th 2023!
Why are people hailing over an hour of living room carpets and bedroom doors as one of the most terrifying movies ever made? Find out, unless you plan to see it and you don’t want the full spoilers that come with my analysis!
Out here finally watching The Jazz Singer and Singin’ in the Rain because they’re featured in Babylon but also I need more context for this absolutely demented grin when Gene Kelly says “I’m ready for love.”
when I was but a wee snake just entering the sphere of online (and therefore mostly english based) friendships, I met an older kid in one of multiplayer games who, after losing pretty pathetically, yelled and thud! he told me that in a wave of rage he punched a wall and left a dent in it. and I spent a good year or two absolutely impressed with this random dude apparent power before I realised he’s american and lived in a cardboard house
and then, you know, I felt very sad for the little man. your house is safe not only because it provides shelter but also because it can’t be hurt by you. if you can record a goofy video as a teen and bust a whole wall with your frail wonky body then it’s not good. your house should be able to hurt you, not the other way around. the wall of my house cracked ever so slightly only because there’s a gaping abyss of a mine underneath it and I’m overjoyed I can throw a whole man or woman or otherwise affiliated against the wall at no risk of dents on the side of the wall
perhaps it is simply beyond me how you motherfuckers sleep at night knowing it takes one wolf outside huffing and puffing and you no longer have a roof over your head
Yeah but we can hang pictures without worrying about cracking an entire wall with a nail tho, to be fair.
whose walls out there cracking from a nail please tell me
