leeshajoy:

Dracula Daily is three days away from completion. The story proper ends on November 6th, and the 7th will be the epilogue.

So I guess that makes it… Vampire Weekend.

captaincrusher:

Just read someone in a tag say Pike and Sisko should meet but I think the combined Dad energy would be too powerful. It would rip a hole in the space time continuum. Imagine being a room with those two?

An admiral takes one step in there and blackout. When they wake up they’re tucked into bed, are full of food, have an internal sense of fullfilment and also somehow they just learned how to tie a tie.

moron-rights:

amonsteronmaplestreet:

weaselle:

gailynovelry:

delearyus:

transmechanicus:

spoookiepie:

wbicepuppy:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
underwater love
of my underwater life
underwater benefits
to underwater studies
turning underwater sharks
into underwater buddies
underwater lovers are
the partly sharky sirens
seen if you’ve achieved degrees
in underwater science

… couldn’t help it….