the-indoor-kites:

not100bees:

dracula the book is so funny because weeping townsfolk just keep handing jonathan harker crucifixes and he’s just like “lol. that’s weird. anyways.” and continues on to dracula’s castle

I haven’t read Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin because I’m too chicken but the cover has impeded enjoyment of my favorite snack.

Why did The Ghost Next Door by R.L. Stine have me nearly in tears by the end? “Don’t be afraid of me!” hit particularly hard.

Sentimental fool, I tell ya.