New Fiction 2023 – April

“Canticle of Canticles” ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

I don’t even remember. More lists I think, always the lists.

“Wisdom” ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

Additional listicle.

Horn and Ivory by Keith R. A. DeCandido (2001)

What a strange way to conclude a story. Keep it together.

Return to HorrorLand by R.L. Stine (1999)

Takes far too long to get to the good stuff, and it’s not as good the second time around.

“Halt” by spiralshells (2023)

Dead things know more than you.

“Broomistega & Thrinaxodon” by Erin Roseberry (2023)

Better together.

Indiana Jones and the Emperor’s Tomb dev. The Collective (2003)

Floaty Indy isn’t as enjoyable as it may seem.

Bartman: Avenger of Evil dev. Acclaim Entertainment (1991)

Put them all on a screen.

The X-Files: Resist or Serve dev. Black Ops Entertainment & The Collective (2004)

That finale shames us all.

“The Greatest Living Show” dir. Toby Fox & Itoki Hana (2023)

Good for him.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley (2023)

It sure does feel like someone’s campaign.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie dir. Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic (2023)

A bunch of stuff that happens.

Air dir. Ben Affleck (2023)

Surprisingly thrilling.

John Wick: Chapter 4 dir. Chad Stahelski (2023)

You don’t have to.

Suzume dir. Makoto Shinkai (2023)

Find one another.

Mafia Mamma dir. Catherine Hardwicke (2023)

Get out is what I always say.

Renfield dir. Chris McKay (2023)

Even Cage isn’t enough.

The Pope’s Exorcist dir. Julius Avery (2023)

Moped diaries.

Beau Is Afraid dir. Ari Aster (2023)

Get the power to make your fever dream.

Star Trek Discovery – Season 4 (2021)

That villain though.

Moonbeam City (2015)

Heavy on style.

Star Trek Picard  – Seasons 2-3 (2022-2023)

The nostalgia was good but changing lanes still hurts me.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

lauraannegilman:

TV Executives: “if the strike goes in, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.

It’s just hilarious that they’re trying to pull this whole “but your favorite shows!” nonsense.

Oh, you mean the shows you cancel after the third season no matter how good they’re doing to avoid paying writers residuals? The shows that get produced and then never aired because you found a nice tax writeoff? The shows whose writing suffers because the writers’ room got six weeks to write before getting booted and making the showrunner adapt all their scripts? The shows you straight up pulled from your streaming service to scam their crews out of rewatch money?

I will happily sacrifice my shows for the writers that gave them to me, no questions needed, but if anyone tries to say that the blatantly terrible way streaming treats its writers is somehow beneficial to shows, remind them of Infinity Train and Batgirl. That’s the ideal they’re pushing towards if someone doesn’t say no, and we should be thankful that the writers are doing that for us.